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Kick the shit out of the stadium Part 1

Download: "Wouldn't Get Far [ft. Kanye West]"

Setting: that bar my friends took me to in LA

-hi, jayceon?
-david?
-jayceon it's me david
-jayceon
-so nice to meet you finally. sorry i was late, i just got out of practice
-please, not a big deal, sit down, let me buy you a drink
-excuse me, i'm looking for, well, are you guys...
-you must be hunter
-that's right, it's me, hunter hearst helmsley, and i'm at the bar
-jayceon
-hunter
-david
-hunter
-sorry, i just got out of practice
-oh it's totally fine, please. what are you guys drinking? beerskis?
-hey boys
-may i help you ladies?
-it's ok hunter, these are video vixens
-oh it's so nice to meet you finally. i'm hunter, i'm at the bar
-david beckham, nice to meet you
-jayceon, jayceon, jayceon, a pleasure
-oh and sorry i'm sweating so much, i just got out of practice
-so nice to meet you all
-let's get a round of corona lights going. you ladies like corona lights?
-wait is that who i think it is?
-wow
-ooooh
-excuse me
-may i help you?
-hi i'm curtis
-curtis i'm hunter
-a pleasure. ladies?
-vixens. we're vixens. and it's nice to meet you
-so kind, you ladies
-and i'm david
-i've heard about you! my name is curtis. and you are
-jayceon. nice to meet you
-a pleasure, jayceon. so i do believe you are getting a round of corona lights
-do you want in?
-i would love a corona light
-here is your corona light
-thank you
-vixens, corona light
-thank you
-there's more where that came from
-ooh
-oh none for me thanks, i don't like to drink after practice

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