12 December 2007
SPIDERFANG PRESENTS: THE 12 DAYS OF SPIDERRIFFMAS
PARTRIDGE FAMILY IN A PEAR TREE, MANG!
Yes! This is the Real Spiderfang here, coming at you live four hours ago with a special announcement about THE 12 DAYS OF SPIDERRIFFMAS:
ZIP UP WITH YOUR DICK UP!
IT IS ON!
You don't even want to know who I got lined up for this. I've got my man Ghost Blazer. I've got Thomas from Thomas' Myspace Editor. I've got Pimp from Pimp My Profile.com. Did somebody say Diablo Cody?! Take two of these slap bracelets and call me in the morning, lover! You're on timeout! I've got Diablo Cody. All next week and maybe tomorrow and Friday depending on whether my man Ghost Blazer gets back to me, as well as this girl I know who did guerrilla PR for the Josh Groban record, you are not going to wanting to be leaving this spot!
RUSTY IS STILL IN THE NAVY!
Also if anybody found my rabbit fur coat can you hit me on an email blast? Pretty sure I left it outside Sahadi's after a hummus run. MAILTO: REALSPIDERFANG@GMAIL.COM
-FANG
Labels: spiderfang, year-in-riffs-2007
// posted by NBS @ 9:00 AM 
