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WHODI WHO

Ghost and goblins whaddup! Hello new world and a special hello new world to my girl Carmen Sandiego! I am your loot your warrant your crook--holla at me baby! Venus H. Pencil, throw some Ds on me! So check it. Here are some new ideas for some songs I've been thinking about:

"Google Earth Bitches": You ever look at a map and say to yourself damn Fang! South America looking fresh today! Europa girlfriend, you my girl but we need to put you on the Spiderfang Workout Plan A-S-A-P! T.I. throw some Ds on me! Anyway the point of the song is freedom, cause all the continents--they're my Google Earth Bitches. Key verse: George Bush don't you pee on me/ Atlantis throw some Ds on me

"My Pet Monster.com" This is coming from somewhere in my heart, so you know it's true. Everything I do...HA. Just playing. This is a mean cut about how My Pet Monster (1989 holler!) applies for a job using Monster.com. Obviously the beat is sampling the My Pet Monster commercial from the television, but I'm also going to be typing over the beat, like it's I'm applying for a job on the internet. There's going to be a pretty fly verse up in this song too where My Pet Monster is reading a job description for like, a deliveryman or something, I haven't figured it out yet, maybe a postman (Juelz jump on this!), but anyway Monster's reading the description and at the end of it it says "monsters need not apply." Then Monster's like "FUCK THAT!" lol. Key verse: Don't give me no cookies/ I ain't like that/ Just give me the nookie/ And some health insurance/ And a 401K

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