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NEW VIDEO SYNOPSIS

-50 Cent and Justin are still dancing in that black room, but in the back corner of the room Tony Yayo is sitting in a leather desk chair, reading an instruction manual for programming a universal remote control.

-In the scene where all the strippers are voguing on Justin, cut to a conference room where a different stripper is unzipping Yayo's fly. Camera tight on Yayo's face. When the stripper gets the thing zipped all the way down, camera cuts back to reveal that Yayo has his hand in his pants and is now shining a red laser pointer into the stripper's eyes.

-A good portion of Yayo's verse is dedicated to complaining about how annoying it is when somebody calls his cell phone from a Restricted number.

-Timbaland's Ghost and Goblins beat would be peppered with the sound of Yayo screaming obscenities at himself for not being able to land a Benihana in Tony Hawk 3.

-All of the original video's Matrix cuts would be replaced by a lengthy scene in which Tony Yayo jerks off to Caddyshack.



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