13 April 2007
I'LL NEVER RUN OUT OF SONGS

RIFF MARKET ARTS ROUNDUP
01. MUSIC VIDEOS. In putting together something on the Kathy Diamond LP, I somehow got back to Crystal Waters, who did "100% Pure Love" and "Gypsy Woman (The Homeless Song)". One thing I'm sorta positive happened though I don't remember for sure is when that homeless chick went to school with us, whether I caught anybody singing la-da-di, la-di-da whenever they saw her. Awful. This must have happened at least once, on a weekend or something, which doesn't make it any more acceptable if you ask me. Truly awful. At the very very least, somebody definitely thought about doing it, which is also pretty bad.
02. BOOKS. Biased obviously but I love Simon's. One thing nobody's said about this book so far is how hilarious it is. A lot of these pieces are extremely funny.
03. TELEVISION. This is a clip from In Living Color, which was basically like a black SNL. I can't believe I found this. This is the song that introduced me to house music.
04. HYPOTHETICAL NYU A CAPELLA GROUP. "Junior Boys Junior."
05. FULL-LENGTH ALBUMS. Pantha Du Prince's This Bliss; Get Him Eat Him's Arms Down; Kathy Diamond's Miss Diamond To You; Prodigy's Return of the Mac.
06. AMAZON.COM USER COMMENTS. From the page for rapper Prodigy's Return of the Mac album:
1 of 8 people found the following review helpful:
This is NOT The Prodigy!!!! Crap rap!!!, April 7, 2007
Reviewer: Paul S. Cirulnick (San Diego, Ca USA) - See all my reviews
(REAL NAME)
this is defintely not The Prodigy; the heavy electronic beats and power that you may wish it is. This is some tired wannabee rap crap, don't waste your $$. This is going on E-Bay right now. This is the worst piece of deception ever, how dare they try to pass this off as The Prodigy!!!!!!!!!!!!
07. INTERNET. Byron; Quick Comic (sorta shitty now but has the potential for greatness); Club Blog; Patry Copyright Blog; Don Rodriguez Soccer Blog.
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