18 December 2006

YEAR IN RIFFS: PETE L'OFFICIAL



Throughout this week and probably next, Riff Market is proud to publish some friends' remarks on Music 2006, with the emphasis on riffs. Each contributor was asked to spend only 35 minutes on his piece, though there were no particulars given topic-wise. Check back mid-day for the next one. Thanks for reading. --NBS





YEAR IN RIFFS: PETE L'OFFICIAL
Apology Accepted

Nick,

Please accept my apologies on 1) being late to your Riffmarket Year-End Closeout Sale; and 2) not actually writing anything for you. Please accept this instead, from the younger brother of a student.

Well, be well --
Pete

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: EliotFP
Date: Dec 13, 2006 12:19 AM
Subject: riff music
To: Pete L'Official

Dear Rick Sylvester,

Hi my name is Eliot and Mr. L'O told me that I should write to you because you like music this year. He also told me that you wrote something about kissing girls but didn't kiss any girls but that you were a nice man who likes laughing\ and that everybody should meet you one day and I think I would like to be there for that.

My brother really likes rap music and I guess I like it too and I know Mr. L'O does a lot. One time, Mr. L'O took my brother to buy rap CDs from this guy on the street and he bought five for only twenty dollars. I wanted to go and buy some too but my brother told me he wouldn't take me because he said it smells like they make drugs in there. I'm not sure what drugs smell like or if they make a sound too but one time I listened to this Black Snowman CD when my brother wasn't home and I think they might sound like that. Anyway I don't remember all of the rappers that my brother likes but I do remember Mr. L'O kept talking to him about Killers Season and I don't even know who raps that but I guess it never came or maybe it did and we all just missed it. I think I would like to hear another CD of Lil Wayne because he rapped about a goblin once and I love goblins. Also he wrote a song about Sportscenter and I watch that all the time. Only I hope he doesn't really have tattoos on his eyeballs because that was a scary drawing. My brother wanted to get a tattoo of Zidane's face on his face after the World Cup. I told him that he could get Ghostface's face tattooed on his face that way he could just say that he had the tattoo but wouldn't have to get anything drawn on his face and then he slapped me. We fought after that. Anyway, Lil Wayne I think I like, that T.I. guy, and I guess some other people from the South. And obviously Peedi Crakk. Mr. L'O told me to say that.

That's all I have to say,
Eliot Percifal

P.S. Mr. L'O told me I shouldn't tell you my middle initial because then you would make some joke about how it stood for something dirty like "Balls" or something, but that doesn't make any sense. So guess.


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