30 October 2006
CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR BIGGEST STUNT YET
My Sister
In 7th grade. She just sent me the student council speech she read in front of her school last week. She was running for Vice-President. Here is an excerpt:
"There might be some of you who know me, and some who don’t. Those who know me know that I am that fun-loving kind of girl! For those ho don’t know me, let me tell you a little bit about myself. For starters, I have mastered the moonwalk. I have memorized every word from the movie “Dodgeball.” I make silly faces, when you least expect, and I like the bands that you’ve probably never heard of. I am the person who bursts out laughing when nothing’s been said or done. Last of all, and, as far as I’m concerned, it’s always time for the perculator!! With all of these qualities, I am still the person who thinks outside of the box, is willing to work for you, and is truly unique."
She won.
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// posted by NBS @ 7:00 PM 
