RIFF MARKET

Riff Market Presents:
"Status Ain't Hood Quarterly Report: Riffs"
August 2006



HOT RIFFS ALL OVER YOUR FACE

73 RIFFS: CRAZY CARL STANDUP. Funnier albeit less Indian than Eugene Mirman.

75 RIFFS: THE RAPTURE IN GENERAL. At least I didn't post the stupid fucking OKGO video.

77 RIFFS: BEN DICKINSON. Rhymes with awesome.

79 RIFFS: FACEBOOK ITUNES PARTNERSHIP. All over your facebook.



NOT RIFFS MEDIA DOT CUMDOGS A/K/A WHAT REMAINS OF MICHAEL LACEY'S ZINE NEW YORK BRANCH

34 RIFFS: GARY GLITTER BANNED FROM STADIUMS. Not banned from ironic mashups.

25 RIFFS: GROWN ASS WAYNE PUBLICITY STUNT. This d-boy's "d" is for depends lol.

20 RIFFS: OLD GUY PLAYING SAX IN THE PARK. Also had serious pants boner that I worry comprised his "solo."

4 RIFFS: YOUNG GIRLS DANCING TO "ASS AND TITTIES". At least they weren't like cooking to it but still.

-11 RIFFS: ATLAS ON SECOND AVENUE BETWEEN 4TH AND 5TH STREETS. QED.



MORE THAN ALBUMS 2006
The Rapture: Pieces of the People We Love
Tim Hecker: Harmony in Ultraviolet
Beach House: Beach House
Luomo: Paper Tigers
n0 things: Trees
Grizzly Bear: Yellow House

SOME SONGS 2006
Rick Ross vs. Simian Mobile Disco: Hustlin' Hustler (Cadence Weapon Hi-Speed Edit)
Applegarden: Armageddon
Kaos: Cerebral Tremolo (Brennan Green Remix)
Earl Greyhound: S.O.S.
Reverso 68: Tokyo Disco
Menstruation Monsters: Dirty Soaked Tampon (Christopher Just Remix)
Clipse: Time's Up (Freestyle)
Skaatbard: Clap
Grizzly Bear: Lullabye
Kris Menace Presents Stars On 33: I Feel Music In Your Heart (Kris Menace and Lifelike Remix)