01 August 2006

ROLL WITH THE WINNERS



Riff Market Presents:
"Status Ain't Hood Quarterly Report: Riffs"
July 2006




SWEET/AWESOME TIMES IN RIFFTOWN 07/06

96 RIFFS: Zach Baron's review of the David Lee Roth concert. A fantastic ending to a promising start. Hear hear, all is not lost.

95 RIFFS: MC Hammer's Blog. The new Brooklyn Vegan?

90 RIFFS: Fam-Lay [ft. Pharrell]: "Beeper." Too bad this won't catch on. At least it made the Hood News.

90 RIFFS: Japanese Pop Culture Is At Its Nadir. Says Momus's more legible nemesis.

89 RIFFS: Falafel Star. First Avenue, 7th Street, the middle-aged, middle-eastern guy with the red hairdye.

78 RIFFS: Ott on Indie Rock. "I stand on one side of a great divide..."

68 RIFFS: Kids Air-Guitaring To Nirvana's "Aneurysm." They only air-guitar to bootlegs and b-sides.



NEW CLOWNS AND ENEMIES OF THE REPUBLIC OF RIFF

44 RIFFS: People Who Think "Baba O'Riley" Is Called "Teenage Wasteland." Enemies also include people who like and/or respect the song "Baba O'Riley."

33 RIFFS: APT. Overpriced, too far away, too difficult to pronounce.

23 RIFFS: Sex Columnist Joanna Angel Gets Canned From SPIN. She didn't answer my questions, nah. She just went straight back to gamefacing.

13 RIFFS: Zidane Headbutt. Missed opportunity for Zidane/Shawnna "Gettin' Some" mashup. Somebody get Catchdubs on the redphone.

5 RIFFS: Melanie Martinez Butt Sex Saga. Butt sex, I've found your Pee-Wee.

5 RIFFS: Coolfer Talking About Himself in the Third Person. This didn't used to bother me so much but with each passing day he gets more out of control.

2 RIFFS: The Rain. Too much.



FAVORITE ALBUMS 2006:
The Knife: Silent Shout
Sonic Youth: Rather Ripped
Belong: October Language
DJ Drama and Pharrell: In My Mind, The Prequel
DJ Drama and Lil Wayne: Dedication 2
Man Man: Six Demon Bag
Boris: Pink
Sunset Rubdown: Shut Up I Am Dreaming
T.I.: King
Ghostface Killah: Fishscale
Excepter: Alternation
Tokyo Police Club: A Lesson in Crime [EP]

FAVORITE SINGLES 2006:
Clipse [ft. Pharrell]: Mr. Me Too
Delia and Gavin: Relevee [DFA Remix]
Heartthrob: Baby Kate
Fam-Lay [ft. Pharrell]: Beeper
Herbert: Something Isn't Right
T.I.: What You Know
Yung Joc: It's Going Down
Escort: Starlight

FAVORITE MUSIC 2006:
Boredoms in Philly with Kiptok
Breeders: Last Splash
Black Dice: Broken Ear Record
Magnetic Fields
Moodymann 12s
Monoton reissues
Harmonia
Girl With Keyboard

RICK ROSS 2006:


Comments:
finally someone admits that "it's going down" actually is awesome.

no arcitc monkeys?
or was that spin grade not all your doing?
 
didnt know there was much of a contest re: "it's going down"--you really can't walk around here without it playing outta somewhere. that said i don't understand take sides: ross vs. joc

what was the SPIN grade? i didn't pick up the issue
 
spin grade was a B+

it seemed to me that alot of critics saw it as a foolish song that represented everything that is "wrong" with current southern hip-hop.
breihan slagged it in the new joc city pfork review, same with whoever wrote the review at stylus.

i haven't heard any of joc beyond "it's goin down", but i think ross can spit out a decent verse here or there (i.e. dj kahled's "holla at me")
 
6 RIFFS: Nick Sylvester's HTML skillz ATCHA. Thanks for the nod.
 
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