08 August 2006
GUM UNDER THE TABLE
Hospitalized Again [ft. YouTube]
Woke up this morning to/with/because of shooting pains in the back right of my head. Me being me, I googled the shit out of "shooting pains in the back right of my head" and the apocalyptic results psyched me out so bad that I had one of my now-infamous dizzy spells, knocking all over the kitchen, falling into this metal bucket my roommates normally use for beer in the heat and umbrellas in the rain, waking up my roommate David who saw me naked in the beer bucket and assumed I was on something. He got me to Beth Israel, stayed the whole time, then bought me a bagel with cream cheese even though it was just a nerve pinch, nothing too neurological, so this post is for him.
Roommate David: 99/100 RIFFS
