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50 Cent Tells Everybody How to Have Threesomes

Via the SOHH Pulse Report:

Want a threesome? Well, according to Fiddy a trip to London may just enhance your chances. The Queens rapper recently told England's Loaded Magazine that ménages a trois are easier to accomplish in England. "England's drinking laws are definitely going to cause more threesomes and if you're out that late, you gotta feed the girl the champagne. They love that stuff," Fif shared before adding. "Everyone should use a condom, because more drinking will also cause more baby population."

Right now it's about 5pm in London, which means at this very moment everybody there is trying out 50's tip:

lady 1: holy shit we're in the club
lady 2: nothing weird ever happens in the club
man who knows about 50's tip: hey ladies how about our country's drinking laws
l1: i am so hungry sir.....soooooo hungry.... feed me
l2: no! feed us
mwka50t: ladies please! i have just the meal for you both
l2: is it the champagne
mwka50t: it's the champagne
l1: i don't know about the champagne
mwka50t: i'll pour the glasses while you use the condoms. everyone should use a condom
l2: ok
l1: but i don't want to use a condom
l2: oh lady stop being silly and use your condom already. we love that stuff
mwka50t: ok everybody eat the champagne
l2:mmmmm
mwka50t: mmmm
l1:something's not right


mwka50t: oh shit are you not... what the!?????



l2: hey what the hell happened over here ?!?!



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