RIFF MARKET

Thanks Zach Baron

SOHH confirmed yesterday that yes, the rapper Lloyd Banks did in fact lose his new album while engaged in a threesome:

"It's truth to that rumor. That comes from me doing too much. I was just lost in my ways, fucked two women at one time. It's the little things you don't pay attention to," Banks revealed. "I had the CD in an actual [DJ] Whoo Kid mixtape cover. It was just a blank CD with just tracks. I got over 70, 80 tracks, so you can't get them all on one CD. So I might have had 14 tracks of the last two weeks or something like that."

"Next thing I know, [I] can't find the CD," Banks continued. "I'm assuming it had to be from one of those situations when you got too much going on around you. Maybe I'mma just stick to one girl from now on. That's the only explanation that makes sense. Sticky fingers."

After some digging around on some of the second-tier search engines, I found what looks like a transcript of the threesome in question. Exclusive to Riff Market, here is Banks having sex with two women while simultaneously losing his new album.

Woman 1: Oh yeah
Banks : Ooh
Woman 2: Give it to me
Woman 1: Ooh
Banks : Yeah
Woman 1: Give it, Banks
Woman 2: Ah
Banks : OK here's my new album baby
Woman 1: Ahh
Banks : In stores this Winter but Ima give you the exclusive
Woman 1: Ahh
Woman 2: Oooh
Banks : What the



Banks : OH SHIT WHERE'D MY NEW ALBUM GO