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Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz apparently asked Killers singer Brandon Flowers out to dinner, in an attempt to end a longstanding feud between the two bands. "I'd just like to make peace," Wentz told MTV. "I'd like to go out to dinner with Brandon, because I think he'd be an interesting dude to eat with. But I don't think he would go out to dinner with me. We'll go to Nobu or something like that. I'll get the rock shrimp, some California rolls, perhaps a little spicy tuna."

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Nobu, early evening

Pete Wentz: Hey let's split an order of rock shrimp for appetizers, what do you think?

Brandon Flowers: I'm ordering the California rolls for myself.

Pete Wentz: Well OK! I'll order the rock shrimp for myself. Ha.

Brandon Flowers: ...

Pete Wentz: Ha, I'm ordering rock, and you're ordering rolls. Look at us. Rock and rolls. Hilarious.

Brandon Flowers: You're ordering rock shrimp.

Pete Wentz: Right, I'm just saying we ordered rock shrimp and rolls. And we're both in rock and roll bands. It's just too funny.

Brandon Flowers: I ordered California rolls.

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Pete Wentz: Know what would be fun? If we ordered some sake.

Brandon Flowers: ...

Pete Wentz: Oh come on! It's so good.

Brandon Flowers: Only if it's pasteurized.

Pete Wentz: Good idea. How about a caraffe of So..ko...joe? Is that how I say that? God I wish I knew a language. Do you know languages?

Brandon Flowers: Is it pasteurized?

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Pete Wentz: Don't take this the wrong way, but I really didn't think you were gonna go for this.

Brandon Flowers: What?

Pete Wentz: Like, dinner. With me. Your arch enemy. It's pronounced "ark" right? I always forget. But I know it means 'big'. Fucking words man.

Brandon Flowers: The food was OK.

Pete Wentz: But now we're all cool. I'm so happy we did this. Soo happy.

Brandon Flowers: I don't have any cash or credit cards on me.

Pete Wentz: That's OK, I got this one, you get the next, OK?

Brandon Flowers: I lost my checkbook.